Wildcat
Retired Moderator
Reese, Malcolm and Dewey were fighting over a snake in the backyard one warm, spring day. Lois and Hal had just left the house. They were on their way to the mall to buy "adult stuff" for a special night. Reese grabbed the snake and threw it at the neighbor's picnic table, then ran into the house. The neighbors weren't home, so they didn't see the horrible things Reese had done to scare the dog that was chewing on Reese's new shoe.
"I wanted it!"
"I wanted it!"