NeCoHo
Retired Mod
I've quit the habit after this post, unless a dire situation occurs where I need to break it out again...
One day Hal decided he had to win back Lois' trust after he mistakenly left the keys in the car allowing Jamie to drive to a liquor store, which he robbed with Hal's gun that he found in Reese's drawer. Reese found it in Dewey's backpack. He was looking for some money so he could buy out Malcolm due to his very large amount of blundering. Meanwhile, Lois was driving home from work and she saw Hal with a chainsaw. He was cutting up Craig's mutated helper monkey!
"What the" she shouted, and Hal started to run. He heard the terrible scream of Lois as he ran to the house where he slammed the door and turned to see Malcolm, who was not wearing anything. His plan failed.
"Malcolm! I need help, Craig has gone insane!" Hal screamed. Right then, Craig burst through the wall in a dress. Malcolm quickly covered himself. Laughing insanely Craig said "i want Lois, where can I find her?"
"Stay away from her!" Malcolm said while trying to hold a blanket over his naked self.
"Why I oughta just tie you up!" Craig shouted as Lois dashed from the car, smashing through the door with a crowbar. She attacked Craig and he started crying as she hit him repeatedly on the backside with the crowbar.
"Stop
One day Hal decided he had to win back Lois' trust after he mistakenly left the keys in the car allowing Jamie to drive to a liquor store, which he robbed with Hal's gun that he found in Reese's drawer. Reese found it in Dewey's backpack. He was looking for some money so he could buy out Malcolm due to his very large amount of blundering. Meanwhile, Lois was driving home from work and she saw Hal with a chainsaw. He was cutting up Craig's mutated helper monkey!
"What the" she shouted, and Hal started to run. He heard the terrible scream of Lois as he ran to the house where he slammed the door and turned to see Malcolm, who was not wearing anything. His plan failed.
"Malcolm! I need help, Craig has gone insane!" Hal screamed. Right then, Craig burst through the wall in a dress. Malcolm quickly covered himself. Laughing insanely Craig said "i want Lois, where can I find her?"
"Stay away from her!" Malcolm said while trying to hold a blanket over his naked self.
"Why I oughta just tie you up!" Craig shouted as Lois dashed from the car, smashing through the door with a crowbar. She attacked Craig and he started crying as she hit him repeatedly on the backside with the crowbar.
"Stop