President of Idaho
- Location
- Katy, TX
Signature
"Now remember, boys, if you see the bobcat, don't be a hero. Stand on a chair and use your whistle."
"Okay, I'm not smart enough to figure out what you're up to. But when something bad happens, I am blaming you."
"Our ranch has used this trail for over fifty years. We're not about to stop for a bunch of city boys playing 'horsey.'"
"Look, just because it's a dude ranch doesn't mean I don't bust my ass the same as you."
"Hey, cowboy, your fanny-pack's ringing."
"Okay, I'm not smart enough to figure out what you're up to. But when something bad happens, I am blaming you."
"Our ranch has used this trail for over fifty years. We're not about to stop for a bunch of city boys playing 'horsey.'"
"Look, just because it's a dude ranch doesn't mean I don't bust my ass the same as you."
"Hey, cowboy, your fanny-pack's ringing."